Promo tidak berbayar (Hiks) : TESL KPTMKL

Hai awaa, dah dapat result SPM? Ok eh? Agak-agak nk smbung amende lepaih ni? Engineering? Medic? Accounting? If TESL's your choice then you're at the right webpage. 

Oh, and btw, ni dia the common misconceptions about TESL;
1- "Ohh, amik TESL? Nk jadi cikgu la ni?"
2- "TESL? Ishh, senang je wei"
3- "TESL ni kos untuk orang yang betul-betul power English je ni"
4- "Ramai sangat ambik TESL ni, peluang kerja NK JADI CIKGU susah la wei (Course mainstream sangat)"

So ni dia jawapan;
1- Range future prospect untuk tesl ni sensangat lah luas from being a teacher (duhh) to publishing, journalist, public relations, marketing, advertising and bla bla bla (bnyk lagi lahh). 
2- Ni ayat penyata paling offensive you will ever give to a teslian because you didn't really know the real struggle of being a tesl student and guess what? Takde mende yang senang dalam bumi ni kecuali hang ada semangat dngan rajin buat koje. But hey, I'm not saying that tesl is a hard task to do sebab lagi skali, kalau rajin dengan azam menggunung berapi, it'll be easier for you to ace in tesl. 
3- Ya, you will be 'playing' around with English all the time but hey, other than that, you'll be (mostly) exposed to the real way of teaching students English dan korang jgak akan bnyk 'bermain' dengan the study of psychology. Sooooooo, tak semestinya yang betul-betul pawer English je bleh amik tesl. TETAPI : Well of course, you must at least have the English basics before taking this course. 
4- Do I really need to explain this? Again, the future prospects of a teslian ni sangatlah luas, bukan setakat cikgu je hang boleh jadi.

I'll be explaining just the few things about *tesl here since I'm just halfway through the first semester. Heee. 

Sooooooo, here's the list of few things.
1- This is a homegrown program by KPTMKL consisting 6 semesters (3 years) of education.
2- **Credit hours? 93 hours.
3- Entry requirement? Pass the SPM with minimum of 3 credits dalam mana-mana subject and that includes BM & of course, ENGLISH. 
4- What courses will you be taking?

Tapi kannnnnn, that's not the real one since kptm dh tukar sikit. Tapi you'll be seeing this table everywhere from other blog posts and even the official kptm website. Here's the updated punya.

SEM 1
1- Listening and Speaking development 1
2- English Grammar 1
3- Reading and Writing development 1
4- Pengajian Malaysia (History la senang crite)
5- Concepts and Application of Information Technology (IT la senang crite)

SEM 2
1- Listening and Speaking development 2
2- Reading and Writing Development 2
3- English Grammar 2
4- Principles and Practices in Language Teaching
5- Pengajian Islam/Etika dan Moral 
6- Sports Science
7- Beginner French/Bahasa Arab Asas (Optional)

SEM 3
1- Intro to Sociolinguistics 
2- Critical Reading
3- Teaching English Grammar 
4- Introduction to Literature 
5- Human Communication
6- Elementary French/Bahasa Arab Lanjutan

SEM 4
1- The Teaching of Reading and Writing Skills 
2- The Teaching of Listening and Speaking Skills
3- Material Selection and Adaptation 
4- Drama Production
5- Introduction to Sociology 
6- Entrepreneurship 

SEM 5
1- Language Tests in School
2- Curriculum and Instructions
3- Language Programme Planning and Development
4- Psychology in Education
5- Khidmat Masyarakat/Pengurusan Masjid

SEM 6
1- TEACHING PRACTICE! 

So there are just few changes on the courses and one of the reason I heard from the lecturers is that student selalu dah lupa pasal apa yang diorang study time sem1 macam Psychology in Education tu, so diorang pindahkan subjek tu ke sem5 sblom student pegi practicum dekat skolah rendah dalam area KL ni. 

BUT WHY TESL IN KPTMKL THOUGH? 

"Ye la kan? Takde tempat lain ke? Bnyak lagi weh, UiTM? Unisel? MSU?".

First thing's first, aku pun tak tau pasaipa aku decided buat diploma sini but here's the few things yang menarik perhatian aku;

1- KPTM ni IPTS under MARA. Sooooo mana-mana berkelayakan, boleh mintak MARA punya loan. Apa kelebihan pinjaman MARA berbanding pinjaman lain macam PTPTN? GOOGLE GUYS! GOOGLLLLLEEE IT!

2- Mana-mana student yang score CGPA of 3.75 and above akan dapat chance untuk ***fly oversea! Under MARA lagi naaaaa.

So there you go, few things yang aku bleh kongsi pasal tesl. Any questions? Hit me up at ;

Twitter - @MidRezz

Email - alifnik@live.com

*Note that semua penerangan ni untuk DIPLOMA in tesl dkat kptm, as other program macam foundation in tesl dkat UiTM ni sangat berlainan dari segi subjek, sistem dan tempoh masa study.

**Lagi tinggi credit hour, lagi penting subjek tu. Credit hour ni dipakai untuk kira pointer hang. 

***MARA akan kasi satu list of university yang korang sendiri akan pilih untuk pegi, tapi usaha tu kena lebih sikit la, sebab 3.75 of CGPA takkan datang dengan cuma goyangan kaki. Hiks

SPM RESULT - 20th MARCH 2014

All the best RAIDS'13

InsyaAllah

Segala usaha

Segala doa

Segala ikhtiar

Segala penat lelah 

Akan membuahkan hasil

Teruskan berdoa

Teruskan berdoa

Teruskan berdoa

All the best RAIDS'13

Let's talk about Sains Dungun

FOREWORD

Kebanyakan student dari luar Zon Timur tak kenal sangat dari mana SM Sains Dungun ni. And yeah, I still remember that moment when a guy during 2011's SBP 10's guessed Sains Dungun ni situated dkat Kelantan. I just laughed at it and I didn't really offended by it sebab pepatah Melayu sendiri bagitau, "ALAH BISA, TEGAL BIASA". So apa kaitan pepatah ni dengan situasi tu? Well, it means that I've already got used to dipandang sebagai 'underdog' dalam apa jua keadaan. I'm not trying to brag too much here tapi sepanjang 5 tahun aku study dkat skolah ni aku dah pergi 12 SBP events. Of course, I've met with a lot of people sepanjang period tu. TBH, each time aku jumpa sesorang tu, aku bleh recognize mamat ni sekolah mana, minah ni sekolah mana disebabkan oleh pelbagai typical things yang 'terkaji' dengan sendirinya oleh aku. Don't believe me? Here's some of them. 

1- Students from all girl skool usually pakai braces, pakai tudung bawal yang diselak ke bahu and most of them memiliki skin sawo matang. (lol)

2- Students from all boy skool plak usually mempunyai pemakaian yang pawer. I mean, great sense of style. Each time aku nampak diorang berjalan, I can see the confidence. 

3- Students from skolah yang baru dibuka plak biasanya bleh dilihat dari segi baju blok/rumah sukan yang dipakai. Sebab baju sport house yang pawer2 (macam sdar) biasanya dicipta oleh student skolah yang ada experience. 

AKU BENCI SEKOLAH

Hmm, topik dah lari jaoh sangat ni kot. Haha. Anyway, the thing is that each (popular) school have their own kind of trend/trademark. But how about Sains Dungun? Nope. None. Just simply zero. Kebanyakan student Sains Dungun kurang bangga dengan skolah diorang sendiri pasal kononnya skolah ni takde populariti, takde kelainan, takde kemajuan, takde itu, takde ini. Lemme ask you this : Korang pernah dengar atau tahu maksud perkataan "BERSYUKUR"? Haaaaaaaaa. Aku bukan nk bukak kedai kopi sambil sembang pasal kita kena bersyukur bla bla bla. TAK. Seriously though, aku sendiri berpikir-pikir untuk pindah skolah time form1. Dah la skolah tak popular, aku benci senior time tu. Aku benci asrama time tu. Dah la buruk, cat pun dah tertanggal, memang 'komang spana' la senang crita. Merayu-rayu aku nak pindah tahun tu. But time flies so fast lah katakan, akhirnya aku pikiaq-pikiaq balik, the only thing that we need is 'patience'. Sabar. Sabar. Sabar. Sabar la kena ragging selama 3 tahun. Sabar la kena rotan dengan cikgu. Sabar la kena buat tu. Sabar la kena buat ni. Just remember that bila kita dah tinggalkan sekolah, the only thing that we can bring along is the memories. (Other than that probably Super great exam results. lol)

 SABAR LAGI SEKALI

I've heard a lot of rumours. Rumours about batch aku kena kutuk dengan pihak tu, pihak ni. Banyak pihak la senang cita. Sekali lagi the only thing that we can do is to be patient. Hal macam ni takleh lawan broo. Series aku cakap. Menda camni memang perlu di-stress sangat2 dekat students. WHY? Sebab api taleh lawan api broo. Kalau tahu diri dikutuk, terus check stock perangai masingmasing pastu try baiki manamana lobang. Jangan bila dngar diri dicaci, trus invite setel 1on1. Kalo setel 1on1 secara perbincangan telus, ikhlas dan jujur tu takpe jugak, ni jujur sangat sampai tinggalkan tapak kaki dkat badan. Pfftt. Kudos to brader2 RAIDS pasal amalkan sifat sabar sejak awal tahun aritu. Memang aku Respek. Dah puas di-mengata, dah sampai seru kita ubah sikap pastu tolerate dalam segala perkara. 

THE CONCLUSION IS..

Easy. Kalau nk jadi student SBP tapi cuma sebab nak jadi popular, that means you're totally pathetic. Other than that, try to change our own mentality, jangan berfikiran sempit. Based on aku punya pemerhatian selama 5 tahun is that Sains Dungun ni dia ada banyak trend yang kurang elok, kurang sopan. Benda2 yang baik dipandang buruk and vice versa. I don't really think that I should elaborate more pasal tu kann. Kita sendiri sedar pasal benda camni. The thing is that we should be together in this. Kalau sorang je ada mentaliti kelas pertama tak guna wei. Tapi, (ada tapi di sini) jangan cuba baiki trend2 buruk tu suma secara drastik. HOOOOO, jangan sesekali perbuat sebegini, sebab you will be only labelled as an alien, or maybe an outcast to other. (And yes, this is a warning)

 

AKU RESPEK BRADER RAIDS. WAAAAAA

EXTRA THING TO SAY 

"Whatever happens, it will still be the SM Sains Dungun, studying in fully-functional classrooms, under the guidance of the powerful teachers, who never give up on giving their best performance. On the way, SM Sains Dungun will be creating many more chances, glories, experiences and memories. Hopefully, it will lead to us winning the 'big academic tournament' back, but if it doesn't, it really is not the end of the world. So let's take a deep breath and realise how good it is to be a SEMESDIAN, right now, right here."

Menutup Sekolah Menengah [POST 90% BAHASA TRANUNG]

2013 - Penalty shootout vs MPA. Kaloh BTW. Puihh

2012 - SBP 10's brader, sluor bob kontra. Hehh

2013 - Perbualan ringkas dengan manusia paling pendek di Semsad

2012 - USM Penang memang pawerr, tsk2, ANSARA skalihhh

2013 - Raya terakhir bersama ahli 4A2. Mohon jangan beta Aman

2013 - Pesta Durian berakhir dengan Happy ending. Hehh

2013 - Tadok orang buleh buat muka senerik Basyir

2013 - Mohon buleh cakap sebegini bila interview sebeno-beno. HMM HMM

2013 - Kuartet legend 4x400M Semsad berakhir dengan kesukaan biar pingat gangsa je ponnnng

2013 - Zul Demo. Sape dok kenal Sazalo kedua lepas Lert. Hehh

2013 - Mentor ter-tenang dalam ramai2 mentor. Mohon blanje nasik lemok mase amik result. Hehh

2013 - Dinner di Residence. Aku tengok Jendol smak kali. Hehe

2013 - Raya terakhir Raids'13. Tsk2

2013 - Jejaka-jejaka Tun Telanai. Sam ah smak kali. Hehh

2013 - Di UTP bersama 'Prince Charming'

2013 - Manusia terpantas Sains Dungun. Hehh

2013 - Library UTP memang pawer. Botingkek-tingkek

2013 - Peneman sebeloh meja sepanjang 2013. Diselamatkan oleh Cikgu Taufek. Hehh

2013 - Mat Cak Bilis Parah

2013 - Awok2 yang berjasa. Tsk2

2013 - Headform yang merampas kembali takhta yang dilepaskan pada 2011

2012 - Abam Blek bersama orang putih di Watson Mesra Mall

2013 - Selfie setelah dinner

2013 - Pecoh rekod Lert di belakang tu sebanyok 2.3M

2013 - Menyanyi dan bukan mengacara majlis. Cehh, koyaaa

2013 - Biasalah, hok pakai baju biru memang pailang di mana-mana. Hmm

2012 - Majlis Sejam bersama Seabad Terasa bersama Abam Blek kite. Hehe

2012 - (Mula dari kiri) Legendary number 8 , 9 , 10 , 11. Hehe

2013 - Aku dok tahu nape pekdoh bob gi jolo pale bawoh kekeng aku. Haihh

2013 - Abam-abam pawer Tun Telanai. Hehe

2013 - (Mula dari kiri) Sam Smak, Capang Bruno Mars, Diee Awang, Ilhe Wong, Alif Ikhwan

2013 - Para manusia dok malu amik gambo atas jalan

2013 - Abe Jabi kaeeee

2013 - Hairan aku bakpe SAHUT buleh nombor satu. Molek Sains Dungun. Hehe

2013 - Pojang main ne kamera. Wak lebih kurang ne gewe aku. Haha

2013 - Bara-bara-bara kuda-kuda-kuda, fivers Hoki Pawer

2012 - Adik2 yg memainkan peranan penting dalam kehidupan abam2. Hehe

2013 - Aku kena mekap gini gok, mapuh aku dok tunjuk kadang, hehh

2012 - Pesta Buoh ni ah yang menyebabkan Sam retire main bola selama-lamanya nok oyak wi

2013 - Sabjek-sabjek disayangi. Hehhh

2013 - Sejid Sura Pawer. Tabik sama luuu

2013 - Ahli muzik koridor

2013 - Mapuh ah nok royak koya pom. Nok tnjuk gok, Hahaha

2013 - Bersama ahli-ahli Mat Barat

2013 - Gambo terakhir ahli 5AL-AHZAN Kolej Melayu Kuala Dungun

2013 - Gambo ni mengambil 2 masa cikgu zamari. Hehhhh

2012 - Hmmm. Aku dok tau bakpe Pian dok puah ati ne balang kalang metek

2012 - Terjumpa Hazim MRSM KB di Semsad, Farhana mana main Speaking Berirama ni. Hehh

2012 - Mok itew lew tuwwwzzz, Kpowwkkkzz dowwkkzz?

2013 - Perlukan bantu penerangan? Alif disini boleh membantu. Hehhhhhhh

Dan begitulah berakhirnya study 5 tahun di SM SAINS DUNGUN. Macam-macam benda aku rasa sini. Sedih, tekanan, gembira, pening pale, sakit perut, sakit pale, ada blake. Terima kasih RAIDS'13 kerana bersama menjalani semua ni. Tsk2, emosional doh ase. Hmm, teruskan berdoa agar RAIDS'13 buleh tebus kembali kekalahan kita hok dulu. Insyaallah boleh!